Oh, and believe me - the sarcastic comments have just barely begun!
"Maybe it was your hair that let you know I'm funny."
"I used to know a girl with hair that said that exact same thing!"

Kane was fortunate to receive a couple tickets to the Cuba v. Dominican Republic World Baseball Classic Semi-Final game and after party yesterday afternoon. There's nothing quite like crazy fans, free food, drinks, massages, music, and entertainment. ..denied a request that Google hand over a list of people's search requests...
...The judge said privacy considerations led him to deny part of the department's request.

Dennis Miller: I don't wanna go on a rant here but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowolf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first Battle of Antetum. I mean when a neo-conservative defenstrates it's like Raskalnakov filibuster dioxymonohydrostinate.
Peter: What the hell does rant mean?
