I'm such a rebel

I was just told by the President/Chancellor/Founder of National University (the one giving the presentation I've been working on for the last month) that I have to wear shoes to work. I told Keith, the director in the communications department, that he can fire me tomorrow after the luncheon, but he said he can't because I don't work here.

Keith - "You just love to push the boundaries don't you?"

Me - "Sure I do, that's what makes it fun"

Keith - "Not if you work here, it's not."

Keith has to take out all six of his earrings but gets to keep his bald head and devil goatee for work.