Dream log - 10-4-2004

I remember something briefly about a hotel on the side of the cliffs overlooking the ocean that was very unsturdy. Each floor was made out of rubber and it had a huge hole in the middle of the hotel. There were earthquakes and we would have to hold on to the sides so we didn't fall through the middle of the hotel. Next a group of us were spending the weekend at Kelly's parents' house (which I've never seen) and I had to do a presentation the next day on making a design portfolio. I called my seminar "The Bargain Barn Dot Com" and I thought it was hilarious and brilliant. Kelly was telling me her plans after the weekend and that included doing her parents' laundry because they had been gone for such a long time on a cruise. 10 Sundays. I was supposed to have lunch with her on Tuesday. She wanted to make sure they had enough clothes so we started walking over to that side of the house - which was huge - and had to walk up the side of the wall where the stairs were. There were very small holes that were supposed to be doorways that we had to get through. At one point there was a group of people coming back from her parents' room and there was a traffic jam. So we just sat there. Jeff Skalisky was on my right, Winter and J were on my left. Jason said something about how it could work out because "The bottom dwelling sharks have really sweet teeth!" Jeff thought it was hilarious and they started talking about Biology and how the sharks' teeth were straight and could detect sweet and sour. Next thing I was on the way to the beach with Kallie, Kelly and and Kris Monier. There was a man out in front of his shop shooting paintballs at the cars so I had to wait until he needed to reload before passing him by. After passing him we went in to a convinience store. Because we were going to the beach Kallie checked to see if the shower that was there before was still in operation. Nope, just a bathroom now. I started looking at the different weird stuff the store was selling on the side wall and one was Dick Cheney's "Footeartoenaytor" which was like a small electric razor to shave nose and ear hair. We left and I lost track of those two but saw two gangs that had tigers. One gang was wearing orange and had an orange and white tiger - the other was purple. They had low rider cars and big pimp coats and the very large tigers. I got to the end of the street and i got to thinking about how I would have liked to pet the tigers. Right then a parade passed by me that had really old, small tigers pulling a carriage, a llama or two, monkeys, and lots and lots of camels. I really hated the camels. They kept getting in my way and the monkeys kept hitting me on the head. I wanted to touch all of them though so I could tell people I touched all these different kinds of animals in such a short period of time. I finally got through the camels and walked on to the beach. That's when I remembered why we were going there in the first place. The Bush family had set up a building to throw a holiday (not sure which) party for the Hussein family. They didn't expect Sadam to come, but for the rest of them. I walked in the side door of a building and got in line. There was a VERY long line that you had to stand in in order to get your picture taken with Laura Bush. Around the corner I saw Barney the Dinosaur - he was there in case the kids cried. To the left of the wall that was blocking Barney was a doorway and above it there was a sign that said "The Corp's Shower Scandal". There was a lot of pink lights and fake fog and nobody was going in or out. I looked at Laura and she said it was supposed to be a joke for George but they didn't think he got it. I sure didn't. Right then I saw Kris pass by me and walk in to the right door of the shower scandal room. He started making sexual noises, grunts, and the like then came out with a towel over one shoulder, completely naked, and just walked out of the building. His band-mates put him up to it. Those silly guys.