6-6-06

Coast to Coast AM currently has a special guest, Patrick Heron, on the show talking about the Apocalypse, mark of the beast, Revelation, etc. and he just came up with the greatest analogy ever in reference to the antichrist. Imagine this being said by a 50 year old man with an incredibly thick Scottish accent.

"...he'll be slicker than a greased eel in a bucket of hump fat."

I take that back, he's definitely Irish.

"...Jesus would be the coolest guy around. He'd be wearing jeans and a t-shirt and havin' a beer with ya. If I met him face to face I'd buy him a pint of Guiness."