That dern bike

I left my bike at the church on Tuesday because I rode it there for Bread of Life. I just went to the church to pick it up and quickly throw it in the back of my car. Oh, not so. It took me about 30 minutes to completely disassemble my bike into 5 pieces and wedge it in to the trunk of my car. I broke a wire for the brakes, cut some of the side in the trunk, and very nearly distroyed my beautiful interior. Anyone have a bike rack I can put on my car? Because I refuse to do that ever again. Now I must go wash the grease off my hands and forearms.