Gay Bomb

Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're a sex bomb...

I don't think this is what we mean by non-violent alternatives...

I enjoy Captain Dan McSweeney's reasoning for not using said "Gay Bomb":

It is against the law, it is against the international chemical weapons ban, and the United States Department of Defense does not pursue those kinds of programs.

Because things that are against "the law" always stop the US military...