Never felt so nasty

Matt and I just got back from dumpster diving for Monopoly pieces at McDonald's. Why would we spend our evening going through garbage, getting our hands covered in beef juices, mustard, ketchup, and every kind of cola imaginable? Because Brad and Jeremy did this last year and had enough Best Buy gift certificates and food vouchers to buy laptops, digital cameras, and take their entire church out for free food. We've found the areas around my apartment are probably a little too poor economically, so we'll be trying some different places in the next two weeks (Monopoly ends Nov. 12th) like La Jolla, Del Mar, etc. to see if that works. Brad and Jeremy have a system that has been working for them, hopefully we can adopt said system and reap the benefits of our fat fat FAT nation.

What did I discover from all this? People are nasty, fat, wasteful, disgusting pigs. And I love taking showers.