I'm retarded

I feel sick to my stomach right now. And it's not because of the amazing Peanut Butter Fudge Chunk Haagen-Dazs ice cream I got from 7eleven for 2.99. No, it's because I just now, after 27 long hours, realized I forgot to watch the season premiere of Scrubs last night. I'm downloading it and will be watching in 4 minute 27 seconds, but I still am very dissappointed in myself. Begin your chastization in comment form.